Running Man's Entertainment Superstar

I accidentally transmigrated to a parallel world. I discovered that this world didn't have any of the hit music or famous movies from my previous life. Damn! Does this mean I'm about to get rich?

And wait, what? Sun Li is my older sister? Deng Chao is my brother-in-law? Does this mean I've latched onto a powerful patron?

But that's not even the main thing. The problem is, how did I become a celebrity? Damn! You rotten heavens, are you messing with me? I'm just a scrawny guy. I can't take all this abuse.

What? I have a golden finger? You should've said so earlier. I knew my luck was unbeatable, even by anyone on Earth!

But golden finger, get out here! Come on, I promise I won't beat you to death. What the heck is this lottery System? A bra? Damn! What is going on?

Earth is too dangerous. I want to go back to Mars!

P.S. Guys, got any flowers? Any monthly tickets? Any VIP points? Send them my way!

Most important of all: favorites! I really need them...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.