Harry Potter: the Evil Wizard

"What? Ginny, you want a romantic date with Harry Potter?" "Okay, I can satisfy you, you can satisfy me if you want!" "What? Luna, what monster are you looking for?" "Okay, this is all a small problem, don't leave tonight!" "Zhang Qiu, do you want to get the latest flying broomstick?" "Actually, it's very simple. Take off your coat first, it's too hot!" This is a story about an evil wizard! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.