I have carried a gun, sailed across the ocean, fought in wars, and played LOL. I would shoot at least 50 enemies each time, and it would take up to 5 seconds to end the battlefield! !
I used to be the king of the forest, who wouldn't be frightened to see me? I share the same window with the Bull Demon King, and the same room with the Iron Fan Princess. Who dares to cause trouble for me? ! !
I once saved Tathagata Buddha, Guanshiyin called me the King of Good Appearances, he wanted to marry me, and said I was a good husband, but I said, I don't have homosexual relationships! !
I once had four apprentices. How could they not do anything but eat, drink, bet, and play? Who among them dares not to call me the Supreme Master? Strong! Powerful! Strong strong strong strong! !
I think back to those days, when I kicked the Heavenly Furnace of Taishang Laojun's Tushita Forbidden Palace, stabbed the Jade Emperor's chrysanthemum in the south gate, beat Guanyin in the south, killed the demon wolf in the north, went up the mountain of knives, went down to the sea of fire, fried the oil pan, I slayed the dragon, destroyed the emperor, I am the only eternal seed in the universe...
My past was so glorious!
I also became friends with many men...
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
