Journey to the West: The Divine Sales System

The highest art of sales is to sell something you have to a customer who has absolutely no need for it, at a reasonable price. For example, selling the tightening band to the Stone Monkey, or dog meat to Erlang Shen. Put on a lingerie show in the celestial realm to get those ascetic immortals worked up, then throw a party on Mount Ling and put on an exciting game of Flying Chess.

Ouyang Haotian's famous quote: There's nothing a nuclear bomb can't solve. And if one won't do the trick, use two.

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