"Iron Man, I heard that you have a lot of money? I'll turn stone into gold and teach you how to be a good person in minutes!"
"Hulk, are you very strong? Why don't you challenge my Laoshan paper man?"
"Thunder God, is it fun to control thunder and lightning? Jiuxiao Royal Thunder will make you feel ashamed!"
"And that Hydra, there are many brothers, right? Spreading the beans is the real fight!"
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Marvel heroes: "Now that you've surrendered, can't you afford to hide if you can't offend us?"
This is the wonderful life of a little Taoist priest living freely in the Marvel world!
"Who said I can only pretend/slap in the face? I can also pick up girls!"
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
