"Iron Man, I hear you're loaded. Turn stones into gold, and I'll teach you a lesson in no time!"
"Hulk, you're pretty strong, huh? Why not take on my Laoshang paper soldiers?"
"Thor, is controlling lightning fun? My Nine Heavens Thunder Technique will leave you nowhere to hide!"
"And Hydra, you've got a lot of underlings, huh? Sprinkling beans to summon soldiers is the real way to fight!"
The Marvel heroes: "We give up, we give up! If we can't afford to provoke you, surely we can at least avoid you?"
This is the wonderful, carefree life of a young Taoist priest in the Marvel Universe!
"Who says all I do is show off and slap faces? I can pick up girls too, damn it!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
