My House Is in a Fantasy World

Did I travel with a house? Or is the house taking me through time? None of this matters. What's important is: My Chery** can travel through planes! My rice cooker can make elixirs at will! What flows from the faucet at home is spiritual liquid! My mobile phone... Stop talking, are you flirting with a girl? Who do you want to flirt with, you ask? The ruthless emperor! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.