Dogs are not allowed in this novel, thank you.
Ling Xiaojun is bound to a Protagonist-Torturing System and becomes the most handsome man in the world, but... his torturous journey has officially begun.
System Mission: "Rescue a beauty, but get stabbed several times in the process."
System Mission: "Become a streamer, but get over a million haters."
System Mission: "Date a mob boss's girl, but make sure the mob boss finds out."
System Mission: "Steal an actress's panties, but make the news."
System Mission: "Sing 'Invincible' on a volcano, but keep singing until it erupts."
After surviving all that, Ling Xiaojun happily declared, "So I was invincible from the very beginning!"
The lecherous Ling Xiaojun yelled at the Protagonist-Torturing System: "Don't go easy on me just because I'm a delicate flower! Come on, give it all you've got. I want more!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
