500 Years ago, a monkey peed on Tathagata's hand, and Tathagata imprisoned him for 500 years; 500 years later, I pooped on Tathagata's head, so I went to fetch the Western Sutra on behalf of Wukong, and Tathagata's hairstyle became a cake-shaped instant noodle head;
Sun Wukong, if it is against your nature to learn scriptures, let me help you do it.
Zhu Bajie, be obedient and I can let you smell Sister Chang'e's underwear.
Monk of the Tang Dynasty, don't worry, I have already made an agreement with the king of the daughter country, she has fallen in love with me, you can rest assured to learn from it.
Tathagata, if you dare to throw that lump on your head, I will tell the three realms that I am a monster.
I am a singer and mountain adventure enthusiast on the journey to the west. I am Xiao Zhuanfeng! !
————The strongest monster on the journey to the west! ! !
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
