In the chaotic void, countless universes of all sizes exist.
Universes have different ranks: small universes, medium universes, large universes, super universes...
Jiang Fan was a seasoned shut-in who envied people who were wildly cool and impressive, while he himself wasted away in endless dejection.
Then one day, the Universe System descended.
Universe System: Host, the heavy responsibility of saving the universe is yours.
Jiang Fan: What's in it for me? I won't do anything if there's nothing in it for me.
Universe System: You are the universe, so naturally you can do anything and have anything you want.
Jiang Fan: Really? I haven't read many books, so don't try to fool me.
Universe System: Of course not. I'm a System with standards.
And just like that, Jiang Fan was dragged aboard a pirate ship...
Looking at the universe around him, all battered and tattered, as if it had been chewed up, Jiang Fan was on the verge of tears. He flipped the System the bird and cursed, "System, screw your mother!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
