One day, Lin Xisi was feeling unusually kind and rescued an old man who was pretending to have been hit by a car. Little did he know that he seemed to have saved a lunatic...
"Child, you saved a god. To repay you, is there a wish you'd like me to grant?" the old man said arrogantly, wearing nothing but a pair of brightly patterned shorts.
"Cut it out. I'm watching TV..."
"Child, don't you want to attain supreme glory and absolute power?"
"Do I have to tell you that I want to become the Holy Lord?" Lin Xisi said disdainfully as he watched Jackie Chan Adventures.
"As you wish!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
