Pokemon: The One-Hit Trainer

"Du, I heard your Dragonite is really strong. Can it take a Thunderbolt from my Pikachu?"

"Hey, you over there, beautiful! Yes, you! I heard your Garchomp can Mega Evolve now. I want to see if my Blaziken can kick it flying with a Blaze Kick!"

"So you're the legendary Arceus!" Someone looked at the llama floating in the sky and traced a graceful arc. "If you're not afraid of my Pokemon beating the entire Sinnoh region to a pulp, you can try attacking me!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.