An honest streamer unexpectedly transmigrates to the world of Journey to the West. My master, Tang Sanzang, is mighty indeed, subduing tigers and taming dragons. My second and third brothers turn out to be friends in real life, and the story of the Little White Dragon is one that needs telling. With the Eight-Nine Mysteries and seventy-two transformations, watch me turn into all sorts of heroes from the Bear Alliance. The Great Sage Equaling Heaven, my eldest brother; the Wind-Seeking Swordsman, my second brother; the Mix-Master Beast, my third brother... Watch our master and disciples fly through the world of Journey to the West, smashing all the gods, Buddhas, demons, and monsters across the heavens. Up ahead is the White Bone Demon's territory. Enough talk, I'm going to change into women's clothes and see if I can out-boob her.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate anything in this novel.
