Pokémon's Road to Champions

"What? You said you are the champion of Fang Yuan Mi Keli? Come on, Raichu, one hundred thousand volts will kill him in seconds!" "What? Are you the champion of Johto, Yulongdu? Come on, Tanabata Blue Bird, use the dragon's claws to kill him!" "Huh? You said you are Team Rocket boss Sakaki? I want you to disband this organization in a minute! Oh, Nidoking? Suicune, water cannon, kill this little bug instantly!" "What? Are you Chiri, the boss of Team Galaxy? Use Poison Skull Frog, right? OK, Hu Di, phantom light!" Train the strongest elf and I will become a god! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.