Xiao Bai: Young master! Once your cultivation is high enough, you can take me beyond the heavens. Your Ninth Master misses the ladies so much.
Perverted Male Lead: No cultivation! It's boring and dangerous every step of the way.
Xiao Bai: Young master, there are dragons beyond the heavens.
Perverted Male Lead: Are they tasty?
Xiao Bai: Dragon meat in heaven, donkey meat on earth. They're the finest delicacies in the world!
Perverted Male Lead: Wonderful! I'll go catch one and have a taste right now.
A rough young lad from a mountain village who hunts for a living enters a small cultivation sect. By chance, he obtains a mysterious stone tablet. Though his aptitude is mediocre and his hopes of cultivating immortality are slim, the prospect of having meat to eat leads him step by step down the path to becoming a great tyrant...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
