Whoops, I accidentally photographed the Nine Yang Manual. Should I practice it?
What the hell, where am I? What’s that thing? The Myriad Transformations Sacred Art? Should I practice it? That’s a tough one. Oh my goodness, when Lady Nuwa attained sainthood and all things were laid low, every garment turned to ash. When boundless merit was used to fashion new clothes, I actually took a picture of it?
“Ding!”
“Detected male celebrity Edison Chen at the XXX Hotel with Cecilia Cheung and Gillian Chung. Host, would you like to go take pictures?”
“Ding!”
“Detected married female celebrity having sex in a car with an unidentified man. Host, go take pictures immediately.”
Su Ming: “Damn it, this System is so shameless!”
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
