The Omniscient Sage

One morning, while the protagonist was cooking, a gas explosion accidentally occurred and he traveled through time... Come on, come on, girl, let me see what you are thinking Come on, let me answer this question for you, no matter what it is, I know it. Who am I, you ask? I am the legendary, omniscient sage! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.