"Island Master, Japan just protested again, saying we're violating maritime law and hindering the development of its fishing industry."
Zhou Peng: "Tell Japan to send its fishing boats somewhere else. The Pacific is my fishpond. If they dare come here, wipe them all out."
"Island Master, the Australian ambassador wants to discuss the detained transport plane with you."
Zhou Peng: "Tell him that if he dares fly into my air defense identification zone, he shouldn't expect to leave. We're not returning the transport plane. Tell him to go home."
"Island Master, the United States has protested again, saying we're openly selling prohibited weapons in our free-trade zone and demanding that we stop."
Zhou Peng: "Tell the United States to shut up. So what if I'm selling prohibited weapons? Even if I sold nuclear warheads, what the hell is it to them?"
"Island Master, Britain has protested again, saying we helped fence the artworks stolen from the Louvre and demanding that we return the Mona Lisa."
Zhou Peng: "If they want it, they can pay for it. Once it's on my island, I don't care about..."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.