I originally wanted to live an easygoing life as an ordinary ninja, earn a little money... marry a woman who was neither beautiful nor ugly, and have two children, a girl first and then a boy... Once my eldest daughter was married and my son could stand on his own, I'd retire from being a ninja... After that, I'd spend my days in peaceful seclusion, playing shogi or Go. But why? Haven't they always said that beautiful women bring trouble? Haven't they said being a hero is a pain? Hokage: “I'm counting on you. Please.” Sakura: “Can you save Naruto?” Tenten: “Can you teach me the Rain of Needles technique?” Hinata: “What should I do? I'm so embarrassed...”
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