Man, why don't you take Wu Gou and collect the fifty states in Guanshan? Please go to Lingyan Pavilion for a while, just like a scholar with ten thousand households.
Chongzhen: "Yuan Chonghuan, I just want Da Yu'er to warm my bed. If you can't do that, just go home and roast sweet potatoes for me!"
Chongzhen: "Chen Yuanyuan, do you want to marry Wu Sangui? In the next life! Let's have sex first!"
Chongzhen: "Sun Chuanting, why hasn't Mizhi's beauty arrived yet! What I want is his Li Zicheng's wife, what? Liu Zongmin? Am I the one who negotiated the terms? Only Li Zicheng, do you understand?"
Baiguan: "What a foolish king! How could there be such a foolish king in our Ming Dynasty!"
Chongzhen: "Hahaha! My goal is three palaces, six courtyards, and seventy-two concubines. This is just the beginning, haha." It's good to be a faint king! Very good!
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
