A most unwelcome visitor, Dao Ancestor Liu Suyun, arrived in what had been the perfectly ordinary historical era of the Three Kingdoms.
And so these things came to pass:
Guan Yu rode a green dragon and swung his Frost-Fair Blade through the air, cleaving a star in two.
Dong Zhuo mastered the Demonic God Art of Life and Death, dying nine times and being reborn nine times.
Liu Bei's Ten Thousand People Spirit Bomb clashed with Cao Cao's Super Qigong Wave.
Zhao Yun and Lu Bu fought for three months, shattering seas and mountains countless times.
Huang Zhong fired an arrow ten thousand miles, bringing down a flood dragon.
Zhang Jiao commanded ghosts and beasts, crying, “Heaven's way is fickle! We must reopen the way of heaven!”
The Spirit Emperor united yin and yang, turning his immortal qi into a sea of astral energy.
Zhang Ren mastered the Sunflower Manual and declared himself an ancestor.
Kong Rong transformed into a demon and turned the world upside down.
Gongsun Zan slaughtered a million foreign tribesmen on horseback, their bones forming a mountain of corpses.
Pan Feng swung his axe, summoning nine phoenixes to burn the heavens and boil the seas.
Sun Ce transformed into lightning, striking down ten thousand troops with a single bolt.
Zhang Fei's roar shattered the firmament.
Cao Ren used the Eight Gates Formation to vanish without a trace.
Liu Biao became the Dragon Lord of Water Spirits, churning the seas and rivers.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
** Even if you are half-assed, you still have to be elegant.
This is the first time I have read such a bad book. Even the text is not copied like this.
Commentary on Chapter 4: The Era of Pindao, written by Mo Hua Xiangsi, "Pindao's Immortal's Revised Edition of the Three Kingdoms".