I am the number one subordinate to the great monster sage 'Yakumo Murasaki'!
Who dares to come forward and fight with me?
Bah, bah, bah... I'm just showing off. As for throwing me there without saying anything and letting the tentacle monsters play with me?
What? My fighting ability is lower than Cirno's IQ. I'm not qualified to pretend like this... Wait, what did you just say? Where did someone steal your lost underwear?
Hello! Don't you think it's obvious that I stole it? Ah! How could I, who is so pure, so kind, and so honest, steal your... Pa Chi... Uh... Damn! That damn stinky BBA tricked me! --By Yakumo Shiro
Stop! I promise not to beat you to death! --By Yakumo Blue
It's weird that you can beat me to death! --By Yakumo Shiro who ran away with his underwear
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
