Live from the Wilderness: River Monsters

First: Don't make fun of my cover.

Second: If this book isn't good, come beat me up. I won't fight back.

Third: If even one person says it's good, the streamer will livestream himself humping an electric fan! If ten people say it's good, he'll livestream himself humping a sow!

Fourth: Don't hold me back. I'm not crazy. Anyone who stops me from finishing this book is dead meat...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.