The Uncelebrated World's Number One Editor, Feng Yun: King Duck. He is the universe's number one king duck.
How an Uncelebrated Online Fiction Writer and Loser Was Made: He won the whole world with women.
Zhu Bajie: Celestial Venerable, I did as you said and teased Chang'e, but why was I banished to the mortal realm?
Yang Jian: Celestial Venerable, which school did you say was best for apprentices? Reply online, urgent!
Nezha: Celestial Venerable, you said the East Sea was full of dragon girls. How come I only saw an ugly yaksha? The baby got mad and stirred up the whole sea.
Luo Wenhan: You guys above have the wrong person. I want to be a good person. Message me privately if you need anything.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.