I've pulled teeth for tyrannosaurs and trimmed the whiskers of mammoths.
I've delivered Nuwa's baby and given Chang'e a makeover.
I've treated Daji's skin condition and helped Diaochan with her irregular periods.
I've arranged IVF for Empress Wu Zetian and treated Pan Jinlian for pelvic inflammatory disease.
I've infected Nanzou Yunko with AIDS and covered Yoshiko Kawashima in festering sores.
I've taught Yingbao how to kiss and explained human anatomy to Shuangmei...
I'm a divine doctor, a doctor for the ages! Come and see for yourself. A truly original idea like you've never seen before!!!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
