Lately, some people have been calling traditional Chinese martial arts a scam, claiming that modern combat sports beat ancient Chinese martial arts hands down. At the call of countless Chinese people, kung fu hero Old Driver steps forward to begin a new chapter and set the record straight.
Combat fanatic Xu Xiaodong beat the fake Tai Chi master Old Lei and declared that traditional martial arts were all show, then challenged kung fu hero Old Driver. Fine, Old Driver's beautiful female disciple can teach you what it means to be a true master among the people.
Hollywood has gotten cocky too. Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Dwayne Johnson say Xu Xiaodong threw the fight and that we're fooling ourselves. Fine, Old Driver will use his fists to show you that China's five thousand years of martial arts culture cannot be compared to your country's mere few hundred years of history.
The people of Korea are getting cocky again, claiming archery originated with them. They are clearly a vassal state of Chinese civilization, yet they still dream of betraying their teachers and ancestors. Old Driver will teach you what it means to respect your teachers.
You lost and still refuse to accept it? Fine, we'll settle this at the Olympics. You won't win a single gold medal.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Commentary on Chapter 2: The God of Gamblers, Please Get Aboard, written by Changkong Yixiao in "Entertainment: God-Level Experienced Drivers in All Realms".