Dragon Ball Super: All Worlds Pretentious Little Fresh Meat

The daily pretense begins: if you succeed in showing off in front of Kame Sennin, you will receive a turtle qigong secret book as a reward; if you succeed in showing off in front of Demon King Piccolo, you will receive a regenerated skin as a reward; if you succeed in showing off in front of Vegeta, you will receive..." What a cheating system! How dare I, a trembling little newbie, show off in front of these big guys? If I don't get killed instantly by Piccolo, I'm going to be blasted to pieces by Vegeta. I'm not stupid! I'd better go find a pornographic book, Turtle Immortal will be easier to coax... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.