I'm Xiaozhi, I'm Cheating

I'm Xiaozhi, and I'm cheating. I am Xiaozhi, and I want to kick the king. I am Xiaozhi, and I want to win the championship. I am Xiaozhi, and I want to live a leisurely life. ... This is the story of a fake Xiaozhi who cheated. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.