Naruto: The Endless Sea of Books

Jiraiya was crying in the corner: No matter how I write, I just can't beat him. I don't fear him writing these works like Zhu Xian, Battle Through the Heavens, and Douluo Dalu. But why did you have to write The Plum in the Golden Vase and Farewell My Concubine? How am I supposed to live now? Aaaaaah!!! #

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.