"Mission complete. Successfully sold a Gatling gun and high-explosive grenades to Zhao Yun. The Host earns a 10% commission in points and receives three sets of spear techniques as a gift from Zhao Yun: Snow-Pear Blossom Spear, Hundred Birds Paying Homage to the Phoenix Spear, and Plum Blossom Spear!"
"Mission complete. Successfully sold fashionable skateboard shoes and a surfboard to Luffy. The Host earns a 10% commission in points and receives a straw hat as a gift from Luffy!"
"Mission complete. Successfully sold the manual for the Nine Swords of Dugu to Linghu Chong. The Host earns a 10% commission in points and receives a thousand-year-old Snow Ganoderma as a gift from Linghu Chong!"
"Mission complete. Successfully sold anti-illusion sunglasses to Naruto and learned the Summoning Jutsu from him!"
Every time a mission is completed, the System gives the Host all kinds of treasure chests: Bronze Chests, Silver Chests, Gold Chests, and Diamond Chests...
One Piece world: "Fleet Admiral Sengoku, let's talk this out. Don't call for backup! I'm not here to launch a surprise attack on the Hai..."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.
The author is Incompletely evolved life forms, genetically mutated aliens, A kindergarten-level high school student with a frog head born with Mongolian syndrome, The abandoned baby of the Everest snowman, the murderer of clogged septic tanks, The descendants of Africans who have black*, chimpanzees with yin and yang imbalance, A hippopotamus crushed by Noah's Ark, a new volcanic vent, A shamelessly large loudspeaker, the shame of the Eskimos, A superorganism that lives with cockroaches, a semi-plant with rotten vitality, A stinky person, the source of the noun "spit", Dinosaurs that degrade several times a day, the strongest waste in human history, The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, a brainless creature that can think, The scourge that ruins the reputation of our fellow Asians, the descendants whose ancestors are shamed by it, Humus accumulated for thousands of years, primitive species that even scientists dare not study,
What the fuck, you're so weak