Is Zhang Fei overbearing? Swallowed in one gulp. Is Guan Yu awesome? Killed with one knife. Lu Bu is invincible? Didn't you swallow a bite? Then make up for it.
Diao Chan? One bite... Wait, Miss Diaochan, please move over and let's discuss important matters in life.
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
