Knock, knock, knock! Good news, good news! Congratulations, dear, you've won the Ultimate Cosmic Grand Prize!
Dear, your boundless devotion reached the heavens and moved the divine powers, who have bestowed upon you a one-of-a-kind Great Freedom System! Hurry and click to claim it!
Dear, hop aboard quickly! There's no time to explain! Claim Great Freedom and become a rich, handsome heartthrob in an instant, living a life more carefree than an immortal!
"Damn, what the hell is this? You've got some nerve! Give it here!"
"Ding! Fingerprint collected. DNA collected. Brain waves collected! Esteemed user, please enter your nickname!"
"That works too? The city is full of schemes. I want to go back to the countryside!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
