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The Saint Thief is reborn and awakens a System.
"Beep, beep. Mission objective: Steal Huang Rong's panties. Time limit: 24 hours."
"Beep, beep. Steal one of Yang Guo's severed arms. Time limit: one month."
"Beep, beep. Steal one of Zhang Wuji's wives, Little Shao. Time limit: one year."
The System's missions are so outrageous that nothing like them has ever been seen before, and nothing like them will ever be seen again.
Of course, the System rewards him with corresponding treasures--
"Qiao Feng, Hong Qigong, guess what this is? That's right, it's the Howling Celestial Dog. Let's see if your Dog-Beating Staff technique can take it on!"
"Yang Guo, look at this. Guess what it is? That's right, it's an arm!" Sun Tian laughed heartily as he watched Yang Guo roll his eyes.
"And Zhang Wuji, take a look at this..."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate anything in this story.