What do you do if you don't have a Kekkei Genkai in the world of Hokage? Just spend ten yuan on a Dimensional Puppet Master System.
Looking for a fight? Combat puppets: Shana, Ikaros, and Saber, get them! What? You can't win? Are you forcing me to destroy the world? Then come forth, Emperor Huangtian!
Want to challenge me one-on-one? Sure! Support puppets: Hatsune Miku, Sona, and the Snow Woman, buff me up! I'll grab an Aestus, share the abilities of a few more puppets, and then come at me! One-on-one! Let's hurt each other!
You say I'm living a rough life? Functional puppets: Rem and Ram, massage my shoulders! The perfect maid, Izayoi Sakuya, will take care of my daily needs.
Training my chakra is a little slow? I'll get Flame Emperor to whip up some pills for me. Getting stronger will be a breeze!
Ah, life in the Hokage world is just too comfortable. Boss, I'll top up another ten yuan! Double Otsutsuki Kaguya's power for me!
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