"Lord Roswell, Ifrit burned down another house. The owner and dozens of residents are parading through the streets."
"Lord Roswell, Undine flooded another field. The farmers are complaining at the door."
"Lord Roswell..."
"Shut up! Can't you people let me have a moment's peace?! Whoever it is, throw them out! I'm a reborn man, for crying out loud. How did I, I end up in this state..."
"...Lord Roswell, Lady Beatrice came to visit just now."
"What? Why didn't you say so earlier! Where is she?"
"You said to throw out whoever came, so I threw Lady Beatrice out."
"You! ..."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
