Nine streaks of golden lightning carry Duan Fei's soul into the body of a green ox, beginning an adventure equal parts lewd and passionate.
Every day, I have to bathe with the Weaver Girl and the Seven Fairies and listen to their worries. The worst part is that they all like to toss their bellybands right at my face.
That idiot Jade Rabbit agreed to keep watch for me in exchange for two carrots, so I could enjoy watching Chang'e bathe.
Sun Wukong is the most reliable of them all. When he picks peaches, he remembers to share a few with me. I can't let him down either.
There are elixirs in the Palace of Doushuai. Go ahead and take some, the Old Lord isn't here.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
