Damn it, everyone else gets handsome human guys and elf girls. Even playing a dwarf could make you money, so how did I end up as a goblin? What the heck, am I even a map monster?
A newbie is eagerly trying to reset the goblin dungeon in the newbie-zone forest? Damn it, I can't stand for that. I'd eat shit before putting up with this!
Who says NPCs can't think? Who says monsters can't use tactics?
You lot! Sneak around behind them, kidnap them, knock them out, set traps, and keep every last player here!
Damn it, you think I'm a boss you can farm? I'll strip the gear off every one of you!
It's just a shame that, from my low-to-the-ground viewpoint, everything looks so...
Wait, this height?
Looks like I can see all kinds of interesting things!
That girl's skirt... Ahem.
Wait, why does my goblin look so different from the others around here?
And I actually look... kind of cute!
Wait, why does this pretty girl want to catch me and keep me as a pet...
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