Zhang Heng thinks he's the most bizarre person in the world when it comes to transmigrating: other people's transmigration stories are all over the place, but why is his so strange?
Have you ever seen an unlucky transmigrator who transmigrates with a blink of his eyes? It would be bad enough that he was called Zhang Heng in both lives, but damn it, in both lives he was named based on a scrap of paper? And he was an orphan, too?
Also, who are all these people who keep coming to my house every few days? ... And you want to be my teacher, too?
Waaah, Lil... no, wait, Mom, stop worrying about my love life when there's nothing to worry about, okay? People believe in free love these days...
Edward... keep your son Haisen and your grandson Kangjahgduioanjdksfnjlheo... under control...
Woc, Connor, you bastard, you used the Falling Blossoms Divine Axe to screw me over again...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
