What? Bai Suzhen went to steal Lao Wang's big cock next door again, and even took Xiao Qing with her!
Wu Gang caught Chang'e's Jade Rabbit again, planning to eat it when he got tired of playing with it. Even Tang Monk, the old man, also started to indulge in sexual intercourse with women, and asked Monkey Sun to use somersault clouds to carry him to the land of women!
The Eight Immortals actually put together two tables of mahjong, and before they called me, Tieguai Li lost all his crutches. It's really unreasonable. From now on, will he crawl to pick up manure and water vegetables, or will the golden rooster jump on his own?
Xiao Longnu secretly went into the river to take a bath and drank all the water in the river! Arousing public outrage, Monkey Sun confronted Tathagata again, seeking justice for the hundreds of years he had been trapped under Wuzhi Mountain.
The Prince of Hell and the Black and White Wuchang brothers came to eat and drink again, and even brought the Jade Emperor with them along the way.
When someone heard this, he held his forehead with one hand and felt two crows flying above his head, quack... Quack...
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.