Hey, You Goofball

Watch as a graceful, elegant, strike that, domineering tomboy heroine and a gentle, caring guy, strike that, domineering and scheming hero act out one heartwarming, puppy-torturing, strike that, hilarious scene after another in their beautiful, strike that, laugh-out-loud campus life.

The hero looked the heroine up and down and said, “I've noticed you've been...” Before he could finish, the heroine cut him off: “Don't you dare say ‘fat’ or ‘plump’!” The hero nodded and said, “Swollen!”... The hero won decisively.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.