I am the first pile of shit between Heaven and Earth, known as Daoist Shit-Shit.
Emperor Taizong of Tang: "My esteemed ministers, Daoist Shit-Shit's shit is delicious and nourishing. Come, have a taste."
Iron Fan: "Lord Shit-Shit, could you spare me a pile of beauty-enhancing shit?"
The Japanese: "No need to say more. Eating shit changes your fate."
Chen Xiao accidentally transmigrated into a pile of shit and began a remarkable life.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
