Why was Saint Joan of Arc trampled by a minotaur? Why is the Marshal of France so hopelessly obsessed with blonde shota?
Why did Prince Jason die a tragic death beneath a cleaver? Why has the great hero Cú Chulainn died on the streets time and time again, while the head of Chaldea sobs through every night without rest? What could possibly be the reason?
The Avenger Jalter's battlefield has fallen, and she is suspected of having been subjected to mana transfer. The Mad King Alucard was seemingly betrayed by an ally, leaving him stuck in a loli's body for the rest of his life.
At Hulao Pass, Lu Bu turns on the Eight-Nation Alliance and shouts, "Give me back Diao Chan!"
In the Rose Empire, Nero's safety shorts keep disappearing, while the Spanish Armada vanishes again and again. What could possibly be behind it all?
...Pah, I can't make this stuff up anymore.
This is an FGO fanfic dressed up as an online game novel. Setting enthusiasts, don't read too much into it.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
