The Thief of Hearts in the Martial World

This is a serious story about an incredibly skilled veteran who wields divine arts capable of reaching the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths, carries a huge Crystal Palace, and roams the Myriad Worlds, stealing kisses and seducing beauties... no, wait... upholding justice!

Don't ask me why the protagonist's dick is electric. I freaking want to know too!

And don't ask how many female leads there are. I can't even remember myself!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.