Reborn as Ximen Qing

Reborn as Ximen Qing? Now that’s the life!

Come on, Jinlian, Ping’er, Chunmei, let’s all take a bath together!

What? Wu Song has barged in? I’ve been waiting for you! Come work for me from now on! You’ll have all the good food and drink you want!

Bai Suzhen, from beneath Mount Qingcheng?

Wait, Suzhen, let me go kill someone at West Lake first!

Jade Emperor, I’m taking Chang’e and the Seven Fairies with me!

You want to call me father-in-law? Come on, let’s line up our troops and have a battle. Whoever loses has to listen to the winner.

Sister Guanyin, why don’t you give up your vows and come with me!

You won’t? Fine, Tathagata, tell me: is there any need for Mount Lingshan to exist anymore?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.