The Call of the Three Kingdoms

What should I do if I come to the Three Kingdoms alone? Don't worry, the violent call will take you flying. Ah, there is a bandit at the door who wants to kill you? "Lord, don't panic, Nihuang is here to help you!" What, neon Phoenix is not enough? "Lord, don't panic, Wei Yixiao is here!" Troops approaching? Liu Pi came with 50,000 people to invade? "Whoever dares to hurt my lord will regret it if he takes a slap from me!" Is that enough now? What! If that's not enough, well, I have various skills to learn here, various weapons and mounts for you to choose from. Do you want me to summon the monkey for you? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.