If you want to time travel, just go back in time. If you asked me to time travel to Journey to the West, why would I still become a dog? Woof woof woof!
Damn, I can't stand the cliff!
Wait, it turns out there is an evolution system. Evolving to the top can defeat everything? That's pretty much it.
Who says a dog must have an owner? I'm going to stand up and sing!
Sun Wukong, come and show your elder brother a monkey stealing a peach. Erlang Shen, what about you? Stand still!
And Taishang Laojun, the elixir you made last time was too hard. Do you want to murder the master? Li Jing, use your pagoda to blow his anus as punishment!
Well, the Jade Emperor is a good old boy. He even knows how to dedicate peaches to you. I heard that you have seven daughters? Offer it together!
Chang'e, are you bored in Guanghan Palace? This dog... Bah, this god is here!
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
