Third Grandpa left behind a bronze mirror, and a bastard dog emerged from the bronze mirror. From then on, Luo Hao was dragged away to rob tombs...
"Dead dog, are you sure there is a tomb down here?"
"Nonsense! My nose is much more reliable than those of your Luoyang shovels!"
"Fuck you, uncle! This is a tomb? Whose dog's bones are these?!"
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"Zongzi!" Luo Hao.
"Don't be afraid! Bite him!" Black Dog.
"Come on! Bite him!" Luo Hao.
"I mean if you bite him, how could a civilized dog like me bite someone..."
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This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.