I Became the Earth God

Wrongfully killed, I enter the Underworld,

And my sharp tongue angers the gods.

Tricked into becoming the God of the Land,

I find no end of ridiculous fun.

Fools and idiots do stupid things,

While I gleefully toy with all creation, without regret.

Laughter, curses, and drama across three lifetimes,

Yet karma inevitably entangles me.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.