System: "The protagonist is destiny. The gay friend must die, the villain must be trapped, there must be many girls, the equipment must be in hand, little brother..."
Ling Feng: "So?"
"Go ahead, as the successor of Yue Lao, help the protagonist pick up girls!"
"Go away, I've been single for 32 years."
System: "Heaven is going to entrust this man with a great responsibility. He must first prepare his mind and will, strain his muscles and bones, starve his body and skin, and deplete his body - and finally, let him be single."
Ling Feng: "·········"
System: "Go, I'll let you go back to ***."
Ling Feng: "········"
Picking up the tear pants from Lao Wang next door, Ling Feng calmly walked towards the top of the world.
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
