"Lu Yu, Nakiri Erina is attacking you."
"She said that if you win, you won't care about what happened with Alice, but if you lose, you will have to kneel on the keyboard for three days!"
"Fuck!"
"Lu Yu, you went to have sex with someone else again, didn't you?"
"... No"
"Then tell me what's going on with those guys outside who are trying to attack our Jixing Lao with their weapons?!!"
"Ahem, I'm just carrying forward the tradition of Ji Xing Lao."
"I will carry forward your uncle..."
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
